Sex party smarting under Nude Olympics loss

The Australian Sex Party is offering a $1000 reward to anyone who can catch police “hiding in the bushes” at Noosa’s unofficial nude beach.
In a statement to the media, activist Robin Bristow said the Queensland Branch of the Australian Sex Party was now offering the reward to anyone who can provide them with a broadcast quality video of “police hiding in the bushes at A-Bay and fining nudists”.
The offer comes after the announcement Noosa lost the long-running Nude Olympics to Byron Bay.
“Noosa has lost its oldest event to a current wave of right wing moral and religious fervour that is sweeping through some of the institutions that govern this town,” Mr Bristow said.
Mr Bristow blamed the actions of the police for the loss of the event, pointing to recent allegations of police targeting nude swimmers at Alexandria Bay, also known as A Bay.
The Australian Sex Party is currently pushing for the State Government to give local councils the power to allocate clothing optional beaches within their shire.
“Queensland is 40 years behind the rest of Australia in legalising clothing optional beaches. It’s time for us to become the “Smart State” we so desperately want to be,” Mr Bristow said.